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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Broken characters
Where are the carpenters,
To mend our broken characters,
Yes, carpenters to saw and file,
And smoothen the rough moral edges?

Where indeed are the masons,
To lay a true and solid,
Democratic foundation,
Where the leader will serve dutifully,
And the followers obey effortlessly,
Without recourse to correction?

Where are the cleaners,
To clean the conscience,
Of the debris of atrocities,
To usher in the new era,
Of flawless attitude to work?

Where are the bankers,
Who will save our age long tradition,
Our purity of purpose, our hospitality,
From the bandits of acculturation,
And store in their strong room,
Our enviable moral traditions?

Where are the teachers,
(Oh, many cheaters abound),
Who themselves disciplined,
Will teach and uphold the discipline,
Which promotes national growth,
Who will hold high the ethics,
Of the profession,
And encourage their wards to do same?

Where are the builders,
Who will build a truly,
Virile country?

FAILURE

You came when some people least expected,
You threw them into absolute confusion,
You are so heartless.

Turned all their cheers to tears,
Turned all their life to strife,
Turned them into a ghost of themselves.

Never will they stop fighting you,
Never will they let you overcome,
Never will you domineer over them.

They have guarded themselves against,
They will forever fight you,
They will free those you have captured.

Their life became stronger because of you,
Their barricades are off because of you,
Their knowledge is now widened,
They will never be surrendered to you.
This is dedicated to all erudite scholars who believe that failure is not dehumanizing but rather a sure step to achieving huge success in life.

FUNNY TRUTHS

If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat?
Why is the place in a stadium where people sit called stand?
Should I say there is a racial discrimination even in chess as the white piece is moved first?
In our nation, we have freedom of speech, why do we have telephone bills?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why doesn’t glue adhere to its bottle?
When dog food is new with improved taste, who tasted it?
Can you cry under water?
Why do round pizza come in a square box?

PREMATURE EJACULATION

This is widely defined as the occurrence of ejaculation earlier than both sexual partners desire. This definition is non-precise and vague due to the fact that sexual relations and climax depend on the individuals and situations involved. For example a male who reaches climax in 8 minutes and the partner in 5 minutes is considered normal. However, if changes occur to a partner who climaxes in 35 minutes, he may be labeled with premature ejaculation.
Also a man who has maintained grade A with the wife might be graded F by the secretary if examined under the tense office melleu.
Thus we can achieve objectivity in diagnosis for premature ejaculation by using the DSM-5 Criteria.
-Experience of ejaculation in less than 1 minute of vaginal penetration and before the individual wishes it in 75%-100% of sexual encounters.
-The symptoms above have continued for not less than 6 months.
-The symptoms above cause significant distress to the individual.
-The dysfunction cannot be better elucidated by non-sexual mental disorder, a medical condition, the effects of a drug or medication.
Classifications of premature ejaculation
This can be classified based on severity:
Mild: 30 seconds- 1 minute of vaginal penetration.
Moderate: 15 seconds-30 seconds of vaginal penetration.
Severe: occurring before sex or within 15 seconds of vaginal penetration.

FASHION TIPS AND TRICKS

I am a fashion icon
I love your swag and package
This is a fashion statement
These are some of the fashion languages we hear on radio, television on the go, cinema. Your dressing is affected by your everyday routine. Here are a few fashion tips and tricks you need to remember while dressing casual, going to work, for an interview or other places.
Dressing for the occasion
Before you let loose all the suits in your closet, be sure it is suitable for the occasion. If you have to go straight from the office to a party, you could remove the jacket of your suit; turn up your foot wear. Grab your sunglasses if a beach or outdoor party. The size of the dress is very important, especially if going for an interview. A perfect fit is better than an oversized or undersized. If racking a pencil skirt, it should fit just above the knee. If below the knee, it will shorten your legs. Never put a garment on immediately after ironing it, as this may cause new wrinkles to form. Let it stand for five minutes to set the press.
Different types of shoes have specific dressing they go with. Learn to match them.
Dress for the audience. Dressing to chat with friends over a drink is different from dressing to discuss more important issues even though it may still be over a drink. Remember that you are addressed the way you are dressed.

PARAVACCINIA/ PSEUDOCOW POX

This disease is limited to the teat skin of mammary gland. It is caused by poxvirus. It is a benign infection. Affected cows do not allow themselves to be milked because of pain. It predisposes cows to secondary mastitis; sometimes may cause hyperaemic lesion around it. It resembles bovine papular stomatitis.

HERPES MAMMILITIS

Herpes mammilitis is a syndrome. The causative agent is identical with Allerton type of virus. It causes gangrene of the udder skin. This is a new disease reported in Europe and America. It has been diagnosed but not confirmed in exotic cattle breeds. It is a disease of adult dairy cows. It is a disease of milking dairy cows. Milking machine is the vector. It affects about 50% of milking cows within 10 days. It makes milking difficult and it is a devastating disease. Usually, both quarters are affected. There is a definite line between gangrene and normal tissues. Secondary mastitis occurs up to 25% of affected cattle in any outbreak. Affected cows are slaughtered because they don’t produce milk again.

HEALTHY POTATO HOME FRY

One of the most affordable and easily accessible staple food items that we have in our environment is potatoes. Below is a simple recipe which happens to be both healthy and tasty and of course, easy to prepare.
Things you will need
Non-stick frying pan
Wooden spoon
Butter/margarine (2 table spoons)
Olive oil (2 table spoons)
4 large red potatoes (peeled, washed and chopped into cubes)
1 large red onion (peeled and chopped)
1 large red bell pepper/2 large scotch bonnet peppers
1 large green bell pepper
1 medium sized carrot (peeled, washed and chopped into cubes)
2 cloves garlic (pared and crashed)
1 teaspoon curry
1 teaspoon thyme
Seasoning cubes
Salt
Preparation period: 20 minutes
Cook time: 20 minutes
Total duration: 40 minutes

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